POKEMON!!!!

There yah go people!


0. This is you.



1. This Pokémon is your best friend:


....Creepy.....
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:


I'll do my best.. *chuckles nervously*
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:


awesomeness!
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:


.......Never judge a book by it's cover kids.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:


IT CAN FLY!
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:



I'd date that.
7. This Pokémon is your ex:



Why.......
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:


........... O-O
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:


Daw' 
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:


....no....
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:



...Weird...
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:


But it's so small
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:


But, it doesn't have feet!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:


I'M SORRY!!!! T~T
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:



AWESOME!
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:


Very interesting. It might have amazing stories to tell.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:


I have an amazing pet. ^w^
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:


..nu..
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:



Hmm.....Rocky
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:



I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine. And you shall be my squishy.
21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:



Cool!
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:


BEST GUARDIAN ANGEL EVER!!!!!

23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:


Abstract art, here we come! 
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:


So cute!
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:


........Stay away from me.....
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:


IF I have any.
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:


intimidating.... 
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:



Cool!
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:


THIS IS TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO THIS! The link is right here ---> randompokemon.com/